"In her 14 years of life, Raja the cat has endured 11 apartments, 6 narrowly thwarted territorial grabs by jealous girlfriends, and countless half-welcome hugs and kisses. Through this, she has retained a grace and aplomb that deems her thoroughly worthy of her regal name. Her favorite activities are eating sleeping, and staring unnervingly at walls. She has been the recipient of the little known but highly prestigious "Best Cat in the Whole Wide World" award an unprecedented 14 consecutive years. She radiates unconditional love and has restored my faith in existence on many occasions. She truly is an amazing being and I love her with all my heart."